Mike
These are funny homeschooling tweets, but I think this situation is going to light a fire under the “teachers need to be paid more” movement. If you think it’s hard teaching your own single child image having to teach 30 of them by yourself and you don’t even love them.
1.
What are you so upset about everything is FINE
…she screamed as her child was crying over their quarantine homework
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 31, 2020
2.
Day 3 of home schooling – My kids are bullying the teacher by body shaming him, just because he has long nose hair
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 6, 2020
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Day 3 of quarantine and distance learning from home:
6 year old writes biography titled, “Why I Hate My Family”
— z (@therichards5) March 25, 2020
4.
We‘re done with homeschooling we do anger management now.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 6, 2020
5.
Child: I need help with my school work.
Also the child: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 3, 2020
6.
Let’s talk about distance learning.
Is wine or tequila more appropriate for lunch break?
Asking for all moms. #DistanceLearning #NotATeacher #SaveMe #SendWine #TeachersAreSuperheros #PayThemBetter #COVIDー19
— Nina (@ninampls) April 7, 2020
7.
I just reinstituted nap time into our homeschool routine. For myself. I have no idea what the kids do while I sleep.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 7, 2020
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Homeschooling update day 9:
Today we did maths
If you have 3 kids, and they are awake roughly 13 hours in the day, and you’re trying to work from home, how many times will you hear the word ‘snack’?
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 2, 2020
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After 3 full weeks of homeschooling:
There’s a part of me who wants to be super mom and send my kids back to school above their grade level.
There’s another part of me , a part that is increasingly winning who will be happy if my kids can still read when this is over.
— Heather 🦠doo do doo do doo do doo do (@dishs_up) April 3, 2020
10.
I have a better shot of successfully homeschooling my cat than my kids
— Larry’s Twin PhD (@LarrysTwin99) April 7, 2020
11.
The four pillars of my home school
CAFFEINE
ALCOHOL
PAJAMAS
CRYING
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) April 7, 2020
12.
My daughter examined how a measuring tape retracted and announced that it “disappeared into a magical world.” So yeah, homeschooling is going just great.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 31, 2020
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90% of homeschooling is telling your kids to not spill your drink.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 31, 2020
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I don’t care how poorly they do, I’m giving my kids straight A’s cause I’m not repeating this shit again next year.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 7, 2020
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Ok Karen I see your perfectly set up home school stations. With kids quietly doing their schoolwork.
But in this house we cry, pace, procrastinate, and wait do I smell something on fire?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 7, 2020
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FYI: if I burn pop corn and accidentally set of the fire alarm again, I’m going to grab a clipboard, make my kids get in a line, and call it a distance learning fire drill.
— John Spencer (@spencerideas) April 7, 2020
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My son’s teacher didn’t show up to her own Zoom class so distance learning is going along as expected.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2020
18.
Me: alright bud, time for bed!
11: it’s early still
Me: yeah but it’s a school night
11: but there’s no school!
Me: fine, homeschool night
11: homeschool night?! hahaha, yeah ok
Me:
11:
Me: *sobbing*
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 6, 2020
19.
This homeschool gig should come with a better cafeteria.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 6, 2020
20.
If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020
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If there’s one silver lining to social distancing, it’s that my kids can’t get head lice.
— Morgan 🏹🌙 (@Artemis_Ascends) April 5, 2020