Anti-Jessica Tweets You Probably Shouldn’t Send To Your Friend Jessica (25 Tweets)
Maybe I haven’t been paying attention but some people have a real problem with people named Jessica. How many do you know? As I type, there are 7 people named Jessica in my contacts. I can think of many more than that and I can assure you I won’t be showing any of them this post.
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Spring Break Essentials:
-bikini
-beers!!!
-1 ghost named “Jason”
-17 tractors
-Jessica
-staircase
-real couches
-a boy named Brenda— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 2, 2015
2.
if my name was Jessica my only pickup line would be “say yes to the Jess”
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 26, 2014
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y’all fall for this crap every year. and every year professional astrologers tell y’all to not believe this, but you still let a news article written by some girl named jessica who only knows her sun sign cause an ex boyfriend who’s ~spiritual~ asked her one night https://t.co/9MhUVCqOHw
— stay home (@ThomasBeautyy) October 2, 2019
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no one:
girl who won’t stop loudly sipping the melted ice in her starbucks drink that she finished an hour ago: my name is jessica but my boyfriend calls me a brat
— a (@brokeangeI) February 27, 2019
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I just saw the name Jessica spelled like “Gesika,” so I think I’m done with humans now. It’s been real.
— krispy (@KrispyTacoBelle) June 21, 2018
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just shotgunned a beer while wearing a ZTA shirt do any girls named jessica wanna go out with me
— Blake (@BlakeHunter_) July 8, 2019
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$10 to any the 1975 stan who’s name isn’t holly, olivia, mia, ava, sophie, jessica, emily or abigail
— ✟ (@Iizwgrant) June 29, 2019
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Girls named Jessica definitely know how to fight
— Notorious KGB (@kgb_notorious) January 8, 2019
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all cocker spaniels look like girls named jessica don’t ask me why that’s just the way it is
— (@madisutton) January 20, 2018
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I can’t wait to have kids so I can teach them lessons like how you shouldn’t pee into the wind and not to trust girls named Jess or Alexis
— Luke Lyman (@blameprometheus) March 30, 2015
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Why do all girls named Jessica like horses
— mikey (@notmikeydavis) March 20, 2017
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We all know a girl with a fake Michael kors bag named Jessica
— miri (@WeAllKnowA) November 14, 2015
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what’s your sleep style? like for instance I sleep like a starfish and my ex slept with a girl named Jessica
— clammy (@GawdOffalTweets) November 25, 2019
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girls who will absolutely ruin your life:
-girls with a septum piercing
-girls that wear chunky filas
-girls that don’t wear bras to class
-girls named Jessica that divorced me and took the kids and won’t even let me see them on Christmas
-girls that work at spencer’s— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 22, 2019
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You know………I’m tired of meeting people named Jessica
— wavey davey (@JessicaNiles26) May 11, 2017
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when i asked my mom why she never gave me an american/european name she said “white ppl names dont mean anything. so many white men named rich. but are they rich? they are rich in nothing. they are miserable” and thats why im bao and not like, jessica
— Art Nouveau w/ Brutalist Characteristics (@aznbrutalistgrl) May 3, 2019
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too many people named jessica in my life y’all are gonna have to have a battle royale style match one of these days
— whatever u say, karen (@NireBryce) May 15, 2019
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Just finished watching all of Love is Blind. Are all you people really that bad at communicating? Also, anyone named Jessica is now dead to me
— robby boye (@The_RCS) March 13, 2020
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good morning to everybody except people named JeSsIcA
— (@armolauza) March 4, 2020
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I can’t believe that people are actually named “Jessica” your parents really must not like you
— Taylor Noonan (@taylor_noonan_) February 12, 2020
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I was walking up the stairs and heard some girl say “im gonna throw up” and her friend said “jessica shut up”. I didnt realize people were actually named jessica
— Blackout A (@ACupAlli) November 3, 2019
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I wonder how many people named Jessica Marie are on Facebook in total
— Nick Lakhotia (@nick_lakhotia) July 6, 2019
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For the record I hate people named Jessica and my name IS Jessica so you can all just take a damn seat.
— Jessica Kane (@jesskane31) June 13, 2019
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too many people named jessica in my life y’all are gonna have to have a battle royale style match one of these days
— whatever u say, karen (@NireBryce) May 15, 2019
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why are people named jessica so annoying?
— mar (@crybabykittens) March 29, 2019