“My Roomba Is The Only Moving Thing I’ve Touched In Weeks So It Is Now My Boyfriend” (Video)

Social distancing has those of us who live alone longing for human contact. The “virtual happy hour” Zoom calls just don’t cut the mustard. There’s no dating. Indefinite loneliness. Really strange times.

So we make the best with what we have. That’s what Melania Hidalgo did. The closest thing she had to another human was her Roomba, and it was only a matter of time before they fell in love.

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome