Jason Mustian
While Mike Primavera already does a pretty damn good job with his coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/cIearfuI/status/1250816538980110337
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https://twitter.com/lameravioli/status/1249795151968567296
3.
Yes this virus could kill me at any moment but at least I have lived a full life for a few minutes in 2013
— J*ckie (@jackie__sabbagh) April 18, 2020
4.
IG this month pic.twitter.com/LJwTBkMnch
— Deb JJ Lee (they) @shortbox comic out NOW (@jdebbiel) April 11, 2020
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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1250536359489650688
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sorry my paper was late professor i lost track of time and spent half of tuesday staring at the ceiling wondering if life even matters anymore
— raf (@underknoll) April 16, 2020
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I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25
— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) May 14, 2018
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my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/nxohulpuFt
— Shannon (@emoselenass) April 15, 2020
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OK I just went onto the King Arthur flour website and had to click a "this site uses cookies" thing and reader, I laughed
— Taffy Brodesser-Akner (@taffyakner) April 16, 2020
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can everyone mute is the new per my last email
— Ashley Fern (@disco_infern0) April 14, 2020
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https://twitter.com/choitotheworld/status/1250444150215827458
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I change my clothes more frequently in Animal Crossing than in real life.
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) April 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1249339628865433604
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https://twitter.com/chrisp1ne/status/1250847038134030336
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Please someone stop me from buying a mini trampoline, which seems like a great idea right now for some reason
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) April 15, 2020
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https://twitter.com/edykaaaaa/status/1250325381321601024
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Hey sharks
I won’t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that aren’t soaking wet— Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) April 13, 2020
18.
if i saw one dog give birth to 99 dalmations i would call the fucking police
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) April 12, 2020
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https://twitter.com/BoobsRadley/status/1250548736607940608
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Well, millennials finally stopped going out for avocado toast. Can everybody afford a house now?
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) April 12, 2020
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my dog while i’m trying to work from home. https://t.co/gParHjg9FN
— kim (@KimmyMonte) April 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1249778292288294923
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If you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) April 16, 2020