I miss getting drunk and regretting my mistakes the next day. Staying home with booze and watching Jeopardy doesn’t have the same excitement to it. Luckily, we have these funny drinking tweets about drunk people who went out for us and we can enjoy their mistakes from a safe, social distance.
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I’m not saying my husband isn’t allowed to make decisions while drinking, but this is what he ordered from room service at 2am.
“Scrambled eggs with cheese, 2 bottles of vodka, and while you’re at it, also the crab cakes.” pic.twitter.com/X6iH5sdo1O
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 26, 2019