So, how’s this lockdown going for you? I feel like my brain is slowly starting to resemble Joe Biden’s but these 23 ladies are somehow getting funnier. Here are some of my favorite tweets I saw this week during my 700 hours of screen time. Be sure to head to twitter and follow some of these lovely ladies for more awesome jokes.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really? He's best friends with a ball???
Me during quarantine: Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a bitch
— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) April 28, 2020
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https://twitter.com/SKEEerra/status/1256592952635404289
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why julia child was 6'2" cooking french food and not in the NBA is beyond me
— megan (@chismosavirus) April 27, 2020
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spent today baking and embroidering which means now it is time to fall asleep listening to Pa play the fiddle as the prairie winds howl
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) May 2, 2020