23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
A weird thing about quarantine is that some people are more productive than they have been in years and others have logged a screen time of 17 hours a day for the last month. I’m definitely impressed with people who can find humor in the situation and keep making great jokes for all of us to enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us piss our pants. We do it because we like it.
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1264314376602836992
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https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/1264058716892135424
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Omg I’m Having a hard time decorating my new crib😩which one y’all think? pic.twitter.com/7nEwbSmNIm
— ☔️ (@flyaskae) May 25, 2020
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Titanic (1997)
Scientist: Where’s the diamond?
Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) May 25, 2020
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if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
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if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don’t want to pay
— al (@local__celeb) May 24, 2020
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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1264539645058125824
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men are addicted to being asleep when you are awake
— , (@w0a0i0f) May 25, 2020
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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1264222880155480065
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High school football players were really like “ ima win this game for you baby” and then would lose 65-7
— Carly 🍒 (@carlyynicole) May 24, 2020
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I'm always struck by the unbridled optimism of conspiracy theorists. They have seemingly never tried to keep a dozen people quiet while planning a surprise party.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) May 23, 2020
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The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I liked a show just because I watched 13 hours of it
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) May 27, 2020
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Dated a guy in a frat who had a playlist entitled “if girls show up”
— Annie Hamilton (@ANNIE_HAM) May 24, 2020
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My Close Friends list is for only my most enduring friendships and also ten people I've never spoken to but I think have "good energy"
— walker (@walkercapl) May 24, 2020
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I wish I was always the 20mg of adderall version of myself
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) May 26, 2020
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Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying “I should be on Jeopardy” every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests
— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) May 25, 2020
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this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had pic.twitter.com/xK7U6dJgBC
— grace 🤝 (@debtbarbie) May 26, 2020
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your 7th grade english teacher scars you and your 11th grade teacher heals you that's how it goes i don't make the rules
— selome hailu (@selomeeeee) May 24, 2020
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https://twitter.com/janellejcomic/status/1264643988302135296