Hannah
Week three of everything in the world being really crazy and for good reason. There have been a more serious tweets but these women have found a way to look at the brighter side of things and make some really great jokes in the midst of this. Don’t forget to hop over to twitter and give these funny women a retweet and a follow.
1.
“He looked like if a warm can of sprite was a person” —a late night writer trying to describe the perpetrator to a police sketch artist
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 10, 2020
2.
oh my god. have not introduced myself to anyone in so long that when the USPS automated voice said to record my name for a call back i panicked and said "karen tree" what the fuck
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 12, 2020
3.
Day 5,344 of me explaining to my cat that his white feet are ridiculous and I will never take him seriously
— ghost mom is playing veilguard (@radtoria) June 13, 2020
4.
Wow seems like lots of people upset about the new PlayStation could use some “consoling” !
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) June 12, 2020
5.
6.
https://twitter.com/lilliexnicole/status/1270427244666556416
7.
I don't just learn history from statues, I learn EVERYTHING from statues. BIOLOGY: greek gods have peepees sometimes. ANATOMY: girls dont have arms. RELIGION: jesus was big as brazil, VERY scary
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 12, 2020
8.
9.
https://twitter.com/jourdayen/status/1270804102642098177
10.
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1269333605286768641
11.
https://twitter.com/liddlexie/status/1270853661531439110
12.
13.
https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1271277055901003777
14.
https://twitter.com/Scaachi/status/1270115475654160388
15.
https://twitter.com/RemiOmolosho/status/1270762438988836865
16.
17.
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1270523665344495618
18.
Why did I have to learn what a rhombus is? literally nothing is rhombus shaped.
— Reeezy (@MsReeezy) June 10, 2020
19.
20.
accidentally vacuumed up my air guitar again.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) June 10, 2020
21.
welp, there’s nobody left in my family I can talk to without crying, but at least I have you, can of tomato paste.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 9, 2020
22.
23.
White people have no problem pronouncing Daenerys Targaryen but start stuttering when tryna pronounce Ahmed
— ❦ (@333PEATT) June 8, 2020