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“What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?” –– A Twitter Thread

People are sharing things you could say during sex and while cooking in this viral Twitter thread. This is my favorite kind of Twitter. Silly, funny, and not necessary. Sure, there’s no point to it but does anything matter anymore?

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oh no i left it in too long @adhdeanasl, @adhdeanasl during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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i swear i am normally better at this @arancaytar, @arancaytar during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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this doesn't look like the pictures @thatguy3002, @thatguy3002 during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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is it supposed to burn like that? @olliefd, @olliefd during sex and while cooking

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are you allergic to nuts @worldofisaac, @worldofisaac during sex and while cooking

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i don't think it's supposed to be that color @davidanvil, @davidanvil during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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this needs more wine @kimlockhartga, @kimlockhartga during sex and while cooking

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is it supposed to taste like this @itcorbyn, @itcorbyn during sex and while cooking

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it should have risen by now it's been in long enough @stansaidairport, @stansaidairport during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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here's a little trick grandma showed me @cholerafan, @cholerafan during sex and while cooking

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are you done yet @syd3825, @syd3825 during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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wow i really cut myself @blainecapatch, @blaincapatch twitter

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i'll take yours out now and leave dads in a bit longer @rokki8100, @roki8100 during sex and while cooking

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i'm too tired do it yourself @tomservo10, @tomservo10 during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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your mom does it better @dlacey86, @dlacey86 during sex and while cooking, something you could say during sex and while cooking, things you can say during sex and cooking, things you can say during sex and while cooking, What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, things you can say while cooking and during sex, things you could say both while cooking and having sex, something you can say during sex and while cooking, something you can say while cooking and having sex, things you can say while having sex and while cooking, things you can say having sex and while cooking, @slinan What’s Something You Could Say Both During Sex And While Cooking?, @slinan sex and cooking, @slinan say while cooking and having sex, @slinan during sex and while cooking, @slinan while cooking and during sex

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