Mike
Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!
1. Does she know? It’s funny AF
2. Summers in England.
3. Good morning…
4. Guess I don’t actually own a queen size mattress.
5. When you get your riot shield on Wish.
6. Well… i think the image speaks for itself.
7. My diploma that I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars to get.
8. Found a lost tesla key.
9. My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size…
10. When the earthquake hits at the wrong time.
11. My buddy got this after working at his job for 42years. The sticker isn’t even on straight lol
12. My boyfriend dropped my makeup bag.
13. Pillow in the dryer.
14. This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.
15. Pale person problems.
16. My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night.
17. New sofa delivered – thanks forklift truck driver….
18. Ordered a stamp, guess the photo didn’t work.
19. Worst. Delivery. Ever.
20. Long kayaking trip + belly rolls = most inconsistent sunburn ever.
21. If you’re wondering why the driver’s window is clean, it’s because it was down when the truck next to me drove through the puddle. And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.
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23. Spraying weed killer instead of weed n feed.
24. This looks expensive.
25. Friend of mine posted this photo of the job site today.
26. It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting.
27. Found this while walking to work this morning. This is gonna suck big time for someone.
28. To anyone out getting a haircut over the next few weeks… make sure they get under the mask/straps.
29. After a few weeks I returned to my apartment.
30. So… My brother made a “pRanK” and did this…we dont have a key.
