Sucks To Be You, Bro (30 Fails)

Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!

1. Does she know? It’s funny AF

u/Kdial2002

2. Summers in England.

u/Naggers123

3. Good morning…

u/deiwor

4. Guess I don’t actually own a queen size mattress.

u/XBL_blue110

5. When you get your riot shield on Wish.

u/AddictedReddit

6. Well… i think the image speaks for itself.

u/S0Ldado_WC

7. My diploma that I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars to get.

u/pdowney2

8. Found a lost tesla key.

u/TheLolThatCould

9. My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size…

u/BlahMehUgh

10. When the earthquake hits at the wrong time.

u/lol62056

11. My buddy got this after working at his job for 42years. The sticker isn’t even on straight lol

u/Everbeard807

12. My boyfriend dropped my makeup bag.

u/dinklederp

13. Pillow in the dryer.

u/–beastie–

14. This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.

u/samfisher457

15. Pale person problems.

u/stonecoldsweetie_

16. My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night.

u/bytorthesnowdog

17. New sofa delivered – thanks forklift truck driver….

u/Kuffdam

18. Ordered a stamp, guess the photo didn’t work.

u/DelisionalMeatball

19. Worst. Delivery. Ever.

u/AusFail

20. Long kayaking trip + belly rolls = most inconsistent sunburn ever.

u/BustersHotHamWater

21. If you’re wondering why the driver’s window is clean, it’s because it was down when the truck next to me drove through the puddle. And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.

u/AdmiralLobstero

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23. Spraying weed killer instead of weed n feed.

u/hilltophermit

24. This looks expensive.

u/TrappaTroopa

25. Friend of mine posted this photo of the job site today.

u/rabaful

26. It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting.

u/wurstmuesli

27. Found this while walking to work this morning. This is gonna suck big time for someone.

u/Yurishirox

28. To anyone out getting a haircut over the next few weeks… make sure they get under the mask/straps.

u/enditallalready2

29. After a few weeks I returned to my apartment.

u/voy_conlag_mental

30. So… My brother made a “pRanK” and did this…we dont have a key.

u/El_Garu_

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome