Mike
Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!
1. I didn’t know this was even possible.
2. Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock.
3. See that tiny sliver of metal in the gap? Those are my car keys that I locked in the groove of my trunk.
4. Great hangover.
5. So, how’s your day going?
6. I could already imagine the destruction in few seconds.
7. So much for changing the battery.
8. When the perfume you bought your wife for Christmas ends up in the toilet as “air freshener”.
9. Went to a new groomer for our poodle puppy and for some baffling reason he shaved our pups balls, which are very black. And his fur is very light.
10. So Subway supposedly started to make pizzas where I live…
11. Really wanted pizza, fell asleep.
12. Noo this hurts.
13. When you are from Arizona and think 70 degrees on the beach in Cali doesnt require sunscreen. I. Hurt.
14. My college labs have been canceled until further notice… and I was not included on the mass text. No wonder there’s no one here.
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16. Driving my wife’s new car (still on the first tank of gas) when this happened.
17. Daughter helped me wash my car but with a rock.
18. Dropped this after buying today. Put it all back in, stood on a pin, dropped it again.
19. Girlfriend spent 2 years on this, only to discover One piece missing.
20. Walked through a fly strip this morning.. Spent an hour shampooing glue and fly guts out of my hair.
21. You can drive on the beach here, how cool is that!!!
22. Err…thanks.
23. Loose gravel.
