Sucks To Be You, Bro (26 Fails)
Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome