Parents Are Sharing The Genius Ways Their Kids Have One-Upped Them And We’re Suspicious Of All Children Now
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I took my daughter’s phone away it was after hours but I let her say goodbye, 2 hours later heard her voice so I went to her room. She had taken her sim card out of phone and put in an old phone to continue talking, it never would have occurred to me… Trickery Genius!
— eve cas (@Lady_Ecas) September 8, 2020
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My son got into my phone and added his fingerprint to the touch settings so he would download apps to his iPad when I was sleeping and be able to approve them from my phone. Had same mixed reaction, pissed but proud.
— Sandy – Lucky Ducky (@lddbaby) September 6, 2020
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My two little ones cracked the combo on the lock for the Happy Meal toys display while I was in line ordering food. Turned around and they were standing on either side of it looking guilty as hell. I walked up to them and they opened it to show me.
— 🇵🇹🇺🇸 Suzanne Scott 🧢🙃 (@SuzanneNotSue) September 8, 2020
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That is next level, Enigma grade misdirection.
— Ed O’Loughlin (@edoloughlin) September 8, 2020
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Kid’s going places! In high school I would write “permission slips” to “go to the library w my English class” in pencil, have my mom sign them, erase everything but her signature and then write an excuse for being absent the day before. Finally got caught. I did it way too much.
— Time’s-A-Wastin (@TracyLBaker1) September 8, 2020
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I did simething similar circa ‘01 when I was 10-12 yo. I opened a word document and had the window active while the dial-up commection intrrface was shown on-screen. My mother always typed while looking at the keyboard, she typed the password and voila hidden word document had it
— Virus (@Varia_Virus) September 8, 2020
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lol …. my parents once tried locking our sega controllers away in an old safe. sadly for them, my brother and I learned from computer games that you can open some safes by turning the dial and listening for the click. it works haha
— Manic 🏳️🌈 @ liddat lah (@manic_intent) September 8, 2020
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Mine did that at 6 but for a good cause. He called my best friend to ask if she had anything planned for my birthday that day.
— Megan Shable “Unprecedented” (@MeganShable) September 7, 2020
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When I got a new phone, I told my boys (5 & 11) they could keep my old one for playing games at home.
Before I even knew he took it out of my nightstand drawer, he had changed the screen lock code, removed my fingerprint, and added his own. 😳
— Hurricane Warning🐞 (@toomanycommas3) September 8, 2020
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Uhh, our kids figured out it was possible to have PayPal dual authentication go to a phone other than the primary on the account…
Not to mention getting cc info through browser auto fill…— sever micha (@mijosev) September 7, 2020
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My 5yr old son said he tried different combinations he thinked with his brain. Bruteforced my samsumg s9. Got up on a sunday to him watching Boss Baby pic.twitter.com/Iz6OKkxD9k
— Mohamed Afzal Mulla (@tweetzal) September 8, 2020
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had this app where he stored all his passwords, the app was password protected too but i could use my fingerprint to unlock it. after unlocking the app, i found his apple id passcode. i wasted hundreds of dollars on my game. my dad found out and i lied to him that i never did
— lillith ♡ (@lightlillith) September 8, 2020
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😂😂😂😂
— Nyachae Victor (@TrueNyachae) September 7, 2020
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