Dan
Fast food makes life worth living. It also may shorten said life. These McDonald’s menu hacks, however, are sure to make up for the stern talking-to your doctor may or may not give you at your next visit. Not every meal will be your cup of tea, but you’ll be thinking about them the next time you’re in the drive-thru.
1. The McFlurry Cookie Sandwich
Add the ice cream to the cookies and live your best life.
2. Happy Meal Plate
You can use the box as a plate!
3. The McChicken Big Mac
For people who want more than one animal in their meal.
4. The Cheapest Sausage Egg McMuffin
Order a Sausage McMuffin and then add an egg and you will finally prove your dad wrong about not knowing the value of $0.33.
5. Throw Some Eggs on That Burger.
They serve brunch all day too if you’re smart!
6. A Low-carb McGriddle
If you order two sausage patties, two eggs, and two slices of cheese, you can get a smile for free. It’s you. You’re smiling.
7. The Affogato
Just because they stopped serving the international menu, doesn’t mean you can’t bring the taste of Italy to Scranton or wherever you are right now.
8. Use The Flap On The Fries For Ketchup
This is the height of human technology. Your move Elon Musk.
9. The Ol’ Buy In Bulk
Count your children. Count how much it would cost to buy them each a Happy Meal. Put googly eyes on a popsicle stick and tell them that’s the toy that came with the meal.
10. A Hashbrown Cheeseburger
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
11. Hashbrown English Muffin Swap
Ask for a hashbrown instead of an English Muffin. It’s not low-carb but it’s something new.
12. Use The Fry Box to Hold a Sandwich
Some ask why. Others, why not?
13. The One-Hander
Perfect until they get rid of plastic straws.
14. The Cheapest Big Mac
This order will save you money unless they’re doing an insane deal on 4 Big Macs for $4. I have sent them multiple tweets asking when they will do so. I will keep you updated.
15. In-And-Out Animal Style Fries
Fries with Big Mac sauce added. This is what we call Poutine in America!
16. Nugget Salad
Break up some nugs and eat them like croutons.
17. Crepes, McDonald’s Style
Parfait and pancakes. Your brain will tell you to only pick one, but what does your brain know? We’re listening to the stomach right now.
18. Add Meat
Order a side salad and a chicken breast on its own. They’ll do it!
19. Sauce Holder
This is America! I shouldn’t have to hold my own sauce.
20. Add Anything to a McFlurry (Within Reason)
Ask them to add meat to the dessert like in that one episode of Friends.
21. Any Bun You Want
Order a steamed bun on a make your Big Mac and get the best of both worlds.
22. Go Big Or Go Home
Frightening, but also… enticing.
Disclaimer: We’re not guaranteeing success with all of these orders. Although, if your night doesn’t turn out like this, you should be good:
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