Mike
I understand some of these unnecessary car mods. You have to work with what you’ve got. If all you have in a 96′ Honda hatchback, just start welding scrap you find at the junkyard onto it. Now you look like if Batman never had money, but at least people won’t see you in a 96′ Honda hatchback.
1. At least when I throw up in it you won’t notice.
2. Some junk in that trunk.
3. Maybe not ALL you need is love.
4. We see you. Sorry your parents didn’t.
5. Is that balsa wood?
6. George Orwell’s “Cars”
7. This looks like the car of a superhero who fights crime on Amibien.
8. Makes a great tent.
9. This is the Transformer neither side claims.
10. I’ve never seen a car so angry to exist.
11. There’s the short bus, and then there’s this.
12. They travelled to every state, and no one wanted it.
13. For when you have to haul lumber at noon but also have a kidnapping at 6.
14. The Scooby snacks are your face.
15. Seems legit.
16. Give me douchebag, but in surround sound.
17. This dude fights Captain Planet on the weekends.
18. Maybe the least threatening gang.
19. Lil guy is tuckered out.
20. Fixed.
21. Ben-Hur meets Joe Dirt
22. Just for funsies.
23. Why though?
24. For the paved off-road.
25. Um, is the wheel a speaker?
