Mike
Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!
1. My pepper grinder broke this morning.
2. This is my harvest from 3 different potato plants. Don’t worry, they tasted terrible too.
3. Noticed our stroller felt a little weird, found out there’s a pin stuck in the tire. The pin is very ironic.
4. You ever mess up burgers so bad that even your grill is surprised?
5. How unfortunate. Swedish licensplate, not custom made.
6. Apparently there’s a staple sticking upon this bench.
7. I’m a tattoo artist, the last tattoo I did was the number 13 on a clients ankle. The next day I broke both of my ankles.
8. We got our doors painted during a remodel and the painters forgot to put the plastic covering on the ground.
9. Hmm ok nvm!
10. Hey god, me again…
11. Very unfortunate name indeed.
12. Just noticed the massive tree next to my house is splitting in half…towards my house.
13. Tape measure used to install formworks was made in China.
14. I turned the wrong stove burner on and exploded my made from scratch pumpkin pie.
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16. Guess I’ll never place these two in the same drawer again.
17. picture on the website vs what was delivered
18. Off work early on a Friday just wanna get home!
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20. I’m a UPS Driver. This was how my truck looked on the first stop of the day. It’s not even our peak season yet.
21. Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…
