Sucks To Be You, Bro (21 Fails)

Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,” but the problem is, none of us are that great. You tried, but failed, and that’s okay. You’ll get ’em next time!

1. My pepper grinder broke this morning.

u/scoobdrew

2. This is my harvest from 3 different potato plants. Don’t worry, they tasted terrible too.

u/willowgrl

3. Noticed our stroller felt a little weird, found out there’s a pin stuck in the tire. The pin is very ironic.

u/mfergs

4. You ever mess up burgers so bad that even your grill is surprised?

u/Bloodycrabs

5. How unfortunate. Swedish licensplate, not custom made.

u/anomynomous

6. Apparently there’s a staple sticking upon this bench.

u/gilbertsmith

7. I’m a tattoo artist, the last tattoo I did was the number 13 on a clients ankle. The next day I broke both of my ankles.

u/_puddinghead

8. We got our doors painted during a remodel and the painters forgot to put the plastic covering on the ground.

u/JosephKirwan

9. Hmm ok nvm!

u/ameyyzing

10. Hey god, me again…

u/hey_im_dad

11. Very unfortunate name indeed.

u/SirThatsIllegal

12. Just noticed the massive tree next to my house is splitting in half…towards my house.

u/theillustratedgirl

13. Tape measure used to install formworks was made in China.

u/9999monkeys

14. I turned the wrong stove burner on and exploded my made from scratch pumpkin pie.

u/TheGidget007

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u/esberat

16. Guess I’ll never place these two in the same drawer again.

u/disintegrationist

17. picture on the website vs what was delivered

u/Niyi_M

18. Off work early on a Friday just wanna get home!

u/benton-heasley

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20. I’m a UPS Driver. This was how my truck looked on the first stop of the day. It’s not even our peak season yet.

u/mbright28

21. Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…

u/Grykllx

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome