Thanks to @uglybootleg on Instagram, these monstrosities have a home. Bootleg products are laughably bad, but someone is buying them or they wouldn’t exist. I get buying off-brand products. I was raised on them. But and obviously and strangely counterfeit Morky Moose? Who is that for?
1. This Wookie looks Wonky.
2. I don’t remember R2-D2 packing heat.
3. Gremlins if you never got them wet or fed them after midnight.
4. “I’m back. You killed me, Bert.”
5. How He-Boy became He-Man.
6. Actually, this is pretty dope.
7. No idea what’s happening here.
8. Wolverine & Magneto? No. Wombat and Magenta.
9. Hold my calls.
10. Ceramic class Pikachu. D-
11. How do I get that 20-pack?
12. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
13. I doubt that.
14. He’s seen some sh*t.
15. Ok then.