These Bootleg Products Are Ridiculous, But Someone Is Obviously Buying Them (33 Pics)

16. I think I will have a cow, man.

17. Let’s hope these ones don’t come to life.

18. Voltrain.

19. Is this street-legal, Elliot?

20. Bee sting?

21. E.T. phone lasagna delivery.

22. Middleage Mushy Karate Lizards

23. Tommy Pickles for 3!

24. Worth more in scrap than RoboCop

25. BORT

26. Probs not offical.

27. Michelin Turtle

28. The Simpsons used to be hardcore.

29. Just do it. Nike can’t stop you.

30. Basically the Sonic movie.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome