Since the pandemic started, my girlfriend and I have become friends with our neighbor who is a self-described “plant mom” and now our apartment is full of plants.
It looks great until they die because you forgot to move them to the other window midday because we don’t get enough natural light. I might replace them with fake plants to see how long it takes her to notice. At least you don’t have to water these funny plant memes.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. — Mitch Hedberg