Turns Out Subway’s Tuna Isn’t Really Tuna, And Twitter Swarmed Like Piranhas (15 Tweets)

A lawsuit alleges that Subway’s tuna is not tuna but a “mixture of various concoctions” and people on Twitter have a lot to say about it.

Of all the fast-food chains we have to choose from, Subway is one of my least favorites. Their slogan is “eat fresh” but how fresh can the tuna be at a gas station Subway?

It’s the largest chain in the United States with the most locations so someone is eating there.


1. The Washington Post was the first to report on the lawsuit.

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2. Some people have also pointed out that Subway’s “bread” isn’t technically bread.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.