Tinder’s Not A Game, But If It Were, These Funny Bios Are The GOATs (50 Pics)

It’s no easy task getting a date on Tinder. You have to have a good photo, and a clever bio, and what are you gonna say after you match with someone?

People like to joke about Tinder being a weird place to meet people (and it is) but people do meet their significant others after swiping right sometimes.

First impressions still matter on dating apps and a funny Tinder bio or photo is a great way to win someone over and make them swipe right. Just like these funny folks.


1. “Spotted An Angel”

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Legendary—

2. “I Can’t Stop Laughing”

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saltywithbutter

3. “I Super Liked Her, Just For That Awesome Bio”

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ItsNightbreed

4. “Changed my age range just for fun and the first profile is…”

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5. “Saw This On Tinder Today, Unfortunately, We Didn’t Match”

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TonyThicc

6. “Glad To See Humor Isn’t Dead”

GilbyPlease

7. “I Swiped Right, Not Gonna Lie”

queenarkham

8. “Best Bio I’ve Seen In A While, Westjet Is The Airline”

murat1993

9. “This Legitimately Made Me Laugh Out Loud”

runnerennur

10. “Seems Like A Good Plan”

richiguada

11. “His Biop Cracked Me Up”

yaboiblackcheeseboi

12. “Sorry What”

LordHrothmund

13. “Great Bio”

thejuggasaurus

14. “Touché”

sujithm

15. “Sounds Like She Already Has Everything Planned Out”

Cyber_Ghost17

16. “She’s Just Looking For Her Prince Charming”

bananaramazam

17. “A Rough Experience, I Must Admit”

mutdoctor

18. “Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist”

VoldLoldermort

19. “Holy F–K”

ExoSpectra

20. *tears*

R4DGUY

21. “Genius”

____Bella____

22. “She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing”

DoctorPoopTrain

23. “That’s One Way To Get Help Moving”

dopiertaj

24. “Figured I Gotta Get Over My Fear Of Girls Somehow. Wish Me Luck”

crowbachprints

25. “Tragedy Of Tinder”

Sky-Puppy_King

26. “Had Me In The First Half, Not Gonna Lie”

crwnhm

27. “Shocking Discovery Tbh”

Sekkee

28. “Do You Think Her Mom Uses Reddit?”

koolgamer12

29. “Just Promise The Perfect Date, And Watch The Matches Roll In”

Slayer525

30. “The Perfect Woman Does Exist”

Sir_cocconut

31. “I Never Super Liked Someone So Fast”

ManiacMacaque

32. “Good News. We Matched”

jackrbruce

33. “Well That’s Disappointing”

thatwyvern

34. “Lean Into It”

Frankie_Bike_Dog_HFX

35. “She Just Kills It”

mankodim

36. “Earth Friendly”

itsmekeoni

37. “Friends With Benefits”

ebeth15

38. “I Swiped Right”

guardianz

39. “Easily The Most Legendary Tinder Bio I’ve Come Across”

Evol_menimE

40. “I Think I’m In Love”

Mustatea-Ungureanu

41. “Today I Came Across The Best Tinder Profile”

luwenan

42. “One Of The Best Covid Related Lines I’ve Seen So Far”

sareik

43. “Wow”

ludonope

44. “I Swiped Right, For The Laughs And Entertainment, Now I’ve Matched. Awkward”

Pickle82T

45. “Damn, Niall”

NiallTaylor31

46. “These Photos One After The Other Made Me Laugh”

NeganTheVegan

47. “She’s Not Wrong”

ojoaopestana

48. “She Forgot The Mileage”

SmexyCucumber

49. “My Older Brother Recently Got Divorced And Wanted To Show Off His New Tinder Profile To Our Group Chat”

Cdizzle32

50. “We Matched, What Am I Supposed To Do Now?”

kersplian
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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.