Mike
Embarrassing pictures are going to live on the internet for eternity. Your mom figured out how to use a scanner and now it’s over for you.
Great news, this also happened to everyone else. Every goth phase. Every stage of dental headgear. Siblings in the bath. All of it. Let’s enjoy our blunder years together.
1. Yes it’s really me.
2. Me and my twin sister at sophomore formal, you can guess which one is me.
3. My friend was 12 going on 45
4. School photo looking like a 60-year old librarian with my cardigan, turtleneck, and thick glasses Date and age unknown.
5. Me at 17 (2010) living it up in Vegas.
6. My good friend Josh showing off his sais in HS. He still says he has no regrets about this.
7. Me in 2004, when all I ever watched was Fight Club and The Matrix while blasting The Prodigy “Smack My B*tch Up”. So cool I had to wear two sunglasses.
8. Me, a 10-year-old boy.
9. 2004. Trying to take a MySpace photo while no one was at home.
10. Thought it would be cool to make KNEX body armor.
11. 10 years ago and our first family photo, it looked like we stole someone’s kid.
12. I won an award at school. I was told to dress up for a photo. I thought they meant like in a costume. Cowboy me made all the sense in the world at the time. One moment captured my entire life.
13. 13-14 year old me during my “Eminem phase”. That’s a hairbrush hanging from my lamp and all of my pictures from that time are made black and grey with Gimp. Good times.
14. This was me at 16… I’m a dude.
15. 2004 family road trip: obligatory angsty teens against a picturesque backdrop.
