18. “A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool”
19. “I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda”
20. “Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand”
21. “Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today”
22. “When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove”
23. “Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet”
24. “When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 am”
25. “After Losing 1/3rd Of My Weight, I Finally Didn’t Feel Too Fat Anymore. The Toilet Disagreed”
26. “110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10”
27. “And The Job Went To The Lowest Bidder…”
28. “I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket”
29. “Saw This On Fb With Someone Asking For A Contractor”
30. “Governor Just Ordered All “Non-Life-Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom…”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.