Buy A House They Said (35 Home Improvement Fails)

16. “I Guess Plumbing Isn’t For Everyone”

idontreallylikecandy

17. “My Fire Alarm Caught On Fire”

aeon_city

18. “A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool”

sleepybuddha44

19. “I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda”

dim-pap

20. “Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand”

ItsMeMurphYSlaw

21. “Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today”

rabaful

22. “When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove”

thorisadog

23. “Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet”

Bonsonoptic

24. “When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 am”

thetattoodguy

25. “After Losing 1/3rd Of My Weight, I Finally Didn’t Feel Too Fat Anymore. The Toilet Disagreed”

Mayungi

26. “110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10”

johntaylorsbangs

27. “And The Job Went To The Lowest Bidder…”

MisterT12

28. “I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket”

TheNightMan5000

29. “Saw This On Fb With Someone Asking For A Contractor”

King_Baboon

30.  “Governor Just Ordered All “Non-Life-Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom…”

CarsonWentzylvania
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