Buy A House They Said (35 Home Improvement Fails)

16. “I Guess Plumbing Isn’t For Everyone”

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17. “My Fire Alarm Caught On Fire”

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18. “A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool”

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19. “I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda”

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20. “Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand”

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21. “Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today”

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22. “When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove”

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23. “Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet”

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24. “When Your One Piece Sink/Counter Randomly Explodes At 3 am”

thetattoodguy

25. “After Losing 1/3rd Of My Weight, I Finally Didn’t Feel Too Fat Anymore. The Toilet Disagreed”

Mayungi

26. “110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10”

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27. “And The Job Went To The Lowest Bidder…”

MisterT12

28. “I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket”

TheNightMan5000

29. “Saw This On Fb With Someone Asking For A Contractor”

King_Baboon

30.  “Governor Just Ordered All “Non-Life-Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom…”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.