30 Tweets About Being In Your 30s That Are As Real As Your Lower Back Pain

I’m about to turn 30 and I’m noticing some changes in my life that are making me feel older. Mostly physical changes like I will be hungover after having one sip of alcohol and I will never eat pizza after 8 pm again because I’m apparently lactose intolerant now.

When you’re in your 30s, a lot of your friends will have a mortgage and their own kids. It’s a good thing you have friends who are doctors, too, because you’re gonna need someone to talk to about the noises your knees and back make now.

The best part about being in your 30s is that you’re not in your 40s yet. Enjoy it while you got it!


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.