Hopefully, when this pandemic is all over, fewer people will be jerks. Or at least cut down on the bad design, you know, the ones that are DESIGNED BADLY ON PURPOSE.
The other day I ordered a pair of scissors that came in a package I needed scissors to open. After 15 minutes of hacking at it with a steak knife, I got in there but it almost broke my spirit. These designs are just as bad if not worse.
1. My age preferences are there for a reason, Tinder…
2. Got me to delete my account there, gtfo
3. OP’s ISP slows down every website he visits except speedtest.net
4. An article about how people would react if life on Mars was found, implying that it’s already been found.
5. My printer prints out a Max quality colored test printing every time it detects a new ink cartridge.
6. Got this jacket because it has pockets 🙁
7. This newly installed spike makes it impossible for an osprey to rebuild its nest in a spot where osprey have been nesting and hunting for years.
8. Gotta love a good ad.
9. I’m trying to change my old Roblox account name for my little cousin and apparently, it costs about £13…
10. This McAfee “ad” to make sure you activate it forced into your agenda every single day… honestly had a laughter attack when my dad showed me this.
11. Blocking a sizeable portion of the screen with ads. Thanks, Nickelodeon, I didn’t want to watch Spongebob in peace.
12. The “Heavy-Duty” battery was just a less heavy-duty battery and some concrete.
13. Advertising made it look like a ticket on your windshield.
14. Chocolate drink with “Paper straw instead of plastic” – Hidden plastic straw inside
15. I get promotion mails for a plan I already pay for AND I cant unsubscribe from the mails.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome