People Were Invited To Poorly Explain What They Do For A Living (40 Hilarious Replies)

If you were to poorly explain what you do for a living, what would you say?

I’d say something like, “I transmit JPG and GIF files across an interconnected electronic network to create pleasurable responses from human beings utilizing that network.”

Inspired by a Twitter thread asking the question “Poorly explain what you do for a living,” we asked PJers over on Facebook to poorly explain what they do for a living, and here are 40 of the best replies from around the web.

I have many guesses for some of these, so I want to hear what you think these people do in the comments!


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.