If They Gave Negative Michelin Stars To Restaurants… (30 Cooking Fails)

16. “Saucisse de Bœuf Enrobée with roma tomato reduction and a lovely mustard seed aïoli, topped with freshly ground corn poussière and fresh scallions”

PussyWhistle

17. “Ah, the finer things in life”

spadefoothyla

18. “I have now burned 2 grilled cheeses in a row this is so sad”

missionarysole

19. “Rainbow bagel with spam”

Spooky_Rosie1227

20. “Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese”

Old-Blighty

21. “Eggcellent Smithers”

coylyright

22. “I’d like to think I’ve given you all enough time to digest my take on Spaghettios. So here’s my take on macaroni and corn dogs”

TicklesWhenITouchIT

23. “I swear it’s just a sausage”

Stranger1982

24. “Pancake burgers with cheese spread and ketchup”

toxicdaddy420

25. “Microwaved hotdog with yogurt. Yum!”

keknacho

26. “The ‘calzone’ I was served at work”

Svelemoe

27. “McCaviar”

kinkytheturkey

28. “I made Sour pickle juice jello. Which obviously goes well with a shot of whiskey.”

Micprobes

29. “Sushi poutine, feel the outrage”

blaquemajyk

30. “An order I made where a lady wanted the Shrimp Alfredo with mashed potatoes in place of the noodles”

Corncob173
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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.