16. “Saucisse de Bœuf Enrobée with roma tomato reduction and a lovely mustard seed aïoli, topped with freshly ground corn poussière and fresh scallions”
17. “Ah, the finer things in life”
18. “I have now burned 2 grilled cheeses in a row this is so sad”
19. “Rainbow bagel with spam”
20. “Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese”
21. “Eggcellent Smithers”
22. “I’d like to think I’ve given you all enough time to digest my take on Spaghettios. So here’s my take on macaroni and corn dogs”
23. “I swear it’s just a sausage”
24. “Pancake burgers with cheese spread and ketchup”
25. “Microwaved hotdog with yogurt. Yum!”
26. “The ‘calzone’ I was served at work”
27. “McCaviar”
28. “I made Sour pickle juice jello. Which obviously goes well with a shot of whiskey.”
29. “Sushi poutine, feel the outrage”
30. “An order I made where a lady wanted the Shrimp Alfredo with mashed potatoes in place of the noodles”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.