Being Petty Shouldn’t Feel As Good As It Does (26 Tweets)

I’m not saying being petty is right. It’s more vice than virtue. It’s also relatable, popular, and feels great.

Let’s also factor in karma. Maybe there is no pettiness. Karma could just be using you as a vessel to deal out justice. I mean, I’ve had multiple therapists shoot this theory down but I think I’m onto something.

Right or wrong, here they are in all of their glory. Petty tweets at their pettiest.


 

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome