Kids Don’t Have All Of The Words Yet, So They Get Pretty Creative When Naming Things (40 Pics)

People are tweeting the new funny names their kids give things and now I think we should just let them name everything so we don’t have to.

If you’ve ever been around kids, you know they tend to come up with their own version of the English language while they’re trying to think of the right name for something. When these unintentionally amusing moments happen, it’s hard not to laugh.

Their innocence and lack of life experience somehow make these wholesome malapropisms sound like a better name than whatever we’ve been calling it this whole time.

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h/t: BoredPanda

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.