Parents Are Sharing The Creepiest Things Their Kids Have Said (25 Tweets)

Kids are known for saying silly things, but sometimes they can be pretty creepy. Most of the time they don’t even know why what they said was so creepy, but I can only hope I’m never in the room when it happens. I hope it’s just a cute mistake, but some of these kids seem like they know exactly what they’re talking about, and that’s the creepiest thing ever.

Kids have no filter and it’s honestly my favorite part about seeing my nieces and nephews. Every time I see them they’re a little bit older. Watching them trying to figure out the world in front of them is always entertaining. I’m just thankful none of them have said something this creepy…yet.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.