Mike
With everything going on in the world right now, I almost hesitate to showcase people being mean to each other. But, since all of the participants in Reddit’s r/RoastMe have specifically asked to be dragged within an inch of there lives, I really don’t feel bad.
Hell, maybe it’s a good outlet for snarky assholes to vent in a way that (mostly) doesn’t make humanity worse off.
1. 19F, working up to be a scientist. I’ve never had a proper roast.
2. Bisexual french gal ex-heroin user but wine is still the issue.
3. Just turned 50. Had a record deal in the late 90s. Got dropped after 3 albums. Now I drive a mini-van and my 2 teen age girls think I’m uncool. Remind that I have more memories than dreams now…
4. You guys can’t roast me. My skin is already charcoal black.
5. I keep getting ghosted, help me understand why
6. 24 lesbian. Drove 4 hours out of state to see my 55 year old crush and got rejected. Please end me.
7. Do your worst. I scrub shit and blood of toilets all day everyday.
8. 18, Got rejected by a woman again. Would you be so kind and tell me what seems to be the reason?
9. Age 26- I’ve been feeling good lately.. Bring me back to Earth.
10. Coworker thinks you guys are soft, he bets you can’t make him emotional
11. 26m. Still live with parent. I play Dungeons and dragons.
12. 21 From Dayton ohio. I mold rubber for a living, As a hobby, I professionally breed sea monkeys.
13. 18 male. I Work at a pizza place, I don’t have a dad, I am autistic (ASD level 2) addicted to the devils lettuce.
14. Hi i’m 18 and going to be a freshman in college this year. I’m super into astrology and am a sagittarius. I worked at a crystal shop and my father is the founder of a successful funeral home chain.
15. Make me hate myself enough to go back to the gym….roast me!
16. Wannabe artist who clearly needs knocked down a few pegs.
17. 18, tell me something i don’t know
