Dog Owners Are Sharing The Hilarious Reasons Their Pups Were Expelled From Daycare (30 Tweets)

I had no idea dogs could be expelled from daycare until my friend’s dog was hilariously sent home for excessive humping. You may think I’m joking, but it’s true. The emails they had to send to my friend were the most professional form of dog shaming I’ve ever seen.

Knowing someone who has had that experience made this Twitter thread started by @SophieHaigney even funnier to me. Her dad’s two dogs was expelled for starting a “dog gang.”

Now, other dog owners of Twitter are sharing the hilarious reasons their pups were expelled and it’s the funniest thing I’ve read today.

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h/t: BoredPanda

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.