35 Times Kids’ “Alternative” Names For Things Were Much Better Than The Real Names

Kids have such an innocent view of the world. Watching them learn about the world in front of them is nothing short of entertaining. Like when they don’t have the correct term for something and they just make up their own alternative name for whatever they’re talking about.

The best part is we still know what they’re saying, but it’s also hilarious. Kids really do say the darndest things.

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h/t: BoredPanda

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Nate Armbruster

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.