People Replace The Word ‘Pet’ With ‘Roommate’ And The Stories Are Hilarious

Did you know that if you replace the words “my pet” in a story with “my roommate” it creates some of the most bizarre and hilarious stories? You should try it. Here’s one from my life.

One time, I accidentally closed my roommate in a recliner and didn’t realize what had happened until they started screaming.

For the record, it was my cat and it was an accident. They shouldn’t have been laying under there, to begin with. Anyway, here are some of the funniest stories pet owners shared in this funny thread.


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.