I grew up in San Francisco. Right across the Golden Gate Bridge is a magical place called Muir Woods. I went there for the first time on a school field trip when I was 10. On the bus ride, our teacher told us about how enormous the ancient redwood trees were and I thought I could wrap my young mind around it but I was wrong. If you’ve never seen one in person, you probably can’t either. These trees are thousands of years old. I stood at the foot of one and realized just how small I was.
Sometimes you need a human for scale.
1. Thought it was much bigger than it actually is. $11.7 million gold cube in Central Park, NYC
4. Argentinosaurus, the largest member of the titanosaurs. Measuring up to 36.6 m (120 ft) in length and weighing up to 84 tons, this behemoth is widely considered to be the largest living thing to ever walk on land.
19. The true size of Michelangelo’s David. The marble sculpture was commissioned in 1501, and took around 3 years to make. He stands at 17 feet tall, weighs more than 12,000 pounds, and was sculpted from a single block of white marble.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome