If Restaurants Could Rate Customers, These People Would Get Zero Stars (20 Bad Reviews)

There’s nothing worse than a choosy beggar. I personally think that everyone should be forced to work in a restaurant because you will truly deal with the worst of the worst customers. There’s something about ordering from a restaurant that makes people entitled and I don’t understand it.

Don’t get me wrong. Some customers are great, but the bad ones tend to be most vocal about it. Particularly on Yelp.

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h/t: Ranker

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.