30 People Who Are Stuck With These Ridiculously Funny ID Photos

I just got my first passport, and I had no idea I had to take the photo myself. You’re not supposed to make any particular expressions, but that’s boring.

Luckily, my photo was approved and there were no mistakes. I’m glad I didn’t get stuck with a photo fail like these people did.


1. The perfect ID photo doesn’t exi…

2. So Costco apparently doesn’t re-take membership card photos if you sneeze

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4. My grandpa went to get his passport photos done but pressed the wrong button.

5. The school id camera had built-in face cropping. Apparently, it’s still working on detecting faces on t-shirts.

6. The State Department Nailed My Girlfriend’s Passport

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8. Me looking like 4 different people on 4 valid ID cards of mine

9. Man from New Zealand allowed to wear a pasta strainer on the head for driver’s license photo, stated it was for religious purposes.

10. Apparently, Wells Fargo doesn’t bother to check the ID photos you send them.

11. On the topic of ridiculous id photos, my brother likes to make a sport out of it as well

12. My photo on my college card

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14. My Friends Work ID Photo

15. I have a long-standing battle with my buddy for the most ridiculous photo id. My wife suggested I wear my mother’s hot pink bathrobe and “Gary Busey” my hair for my new driver’s license photo, so I did.

16. One of the best fake IDs I’ve ever seen

17. Guy provided 2 forms of ID at my work. I guess this is the difference between having your photo taken on a Friday and on a Monday.

18. So I had my student ID taken this morning and this is how it turned out.

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20. Attempted to take baby passport photos…

21. Since it was requested, I only have my buddy’s college ID from the 80s. Yep, our id photo battle has been going on for decades!

22. My nephew got his passport photo taken

23. While training on a new inmate id system in 1998, I decided to make my educational attempt a keepsake for my grandkids. Hopefully they remember that I had a sense of humor.

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Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.