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The best thing about cooking fails is now you have a perfect excuse to order takeout.
I’m not the best cook, but I can say that I’ve successfully cooked for guests without any complaints. If there were any, they were kind enough to wait until they left to make fun of my cooking abilities.
The Cooking Fails Reddit community is dedicated to all of the worst kitchen fails and it will make you feel much better about your skills in the kitchen.
Here’s a sample of the worst cooking fails people have shared.
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1. “Just Learned The Hard Way That Curcuma + Hot Water + Rice Noodles = Satan’s Pasta. I Shrieked”
2. “Expectation vs. Reality”
3. “I Dropped The Cheesecake While Unmolding It”
4. “I Tried To Make A Churro, But I Made Chookies”
5. “A Friend Writes: ‘Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag'”
6. “Cooking A Egg With Worcestershire Sauce. Ended Up Making Dog Turds”
7. “Pickled Avocado. Good Lord It’s Bad”
8. “My Mom Cooked Some Eggs In The Oven At 400f For 30 Minutes, And The Top Was Almost Plastic In Texture, With A Dry, Hard Centre”
9. “I Baked A Cake”
10. “I Tried”
11. “Carrot Cake – It Doesn’t Just Look Bad , It Also Tastes Bad”
12. “Macaroon Gone Wild”
13. “Someone Bakes These Cupcakes For Our Pta Halloween Party…. Something Just “Semen”ed A Little Off”
14. “I Somehow Managed To Fail At Cooking Pop-Tarts!”
15. “The One On The Right Is My Friends Christmas Cake. The Left One Is My Absolute Failure Of A Cake”
16. “Tried Making A Mug Cake”
17. “When Your Coworker Put Too Much Hot Sauce In The Mixer Lol”
18. “I Tried To Make A Mug Cake. Something Somewhere Went Horribly Wrong And It Exploded In My Microwave”
19. “Forgot The Toast In The Panini Press :(“
20. “My ‘Alfredo Sauce'”
21. “My 12yo Made French Toast For The First Time This Morning”
22. “Guess What This Was…”
23. “My Mother In Law Served This For Lunch. Luckily I Was At The Park With My Son And Warned Not To Return”
24. “We Tried Making Cookie But This Happened… Tastes Pretty Good Though”
25. “Pesto? More Like Pestoh No! Tried Making Homemade Pesto And It Turned Out More Like Avocado”
26. “Yummy Glass”
27. “I Tried Making A BBQ Pizza Because I Was Really Hungry. Tastes So Bad I Literally Regurgitated The First Bite”
28. “My Grandma Tried Making Bread Using A Slow Cooker Epic Fail”
29. “I Tried Making Cookies-“
30. “Y’all Know That Bread Machine?? Well, I’m Not Sure Why, I Didn’t Work This Time”
h/t: BoredPanda