21 Funny Tweets About Drinking Guinness To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means it’s the only day of the year anyone I know eats corned beef and cabbage and drinks a Guinness.

My favorite part of every holiday is the food and drinks that come with it. The alcoholic beverage of choice for most folks celebrating St. Patrick’s Day is usually Guinness or Jameson.

Even though Guinness is known worldwide, a lot of people also think it’s an acquired taste. That’s just a nice way to say “this is gross.” It will always be better than green beer, though!

So in celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, we’ve got the funniest Guinness tweets to offset the copious amount of green beer you’re probably drinking.


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Guinness smells like bread and
regret hac a baby.

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Me: I like Guinness
Somebody Who's Had Guinness in
Ireland: did you know it's better in
Ireland

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Wife: What do you want to do for
dinner?
Me: Authentic Irish cuisine.
Wife: Corned beef and cabbage?
Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

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Wife: What do you want to do for
dinner?
Me: Authentic Irish cuisine.
Wife: Corned beef and cabbage?
Me: Guinness and Lucky Charms.

5.

Who has the Guinness World
Record for drinking the most
Guinness in the World

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Today is the only day of the year
when it's socially acceptable to talk
about your bathtub full of Guinness
fantasy

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My heart says drink gallons of
Guinness and Jameson, but my
DNA says sip Manischewitz wine
and complain about cold eggs.

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More funny tweets here.