Funniest DoorDash Texts

28 Funny DoorDash Texts Between Customers And Drivers

Companies like DoorDash have helped people get their favorite meals delivered in a timely (or not so timely) fashion for years now. This has resulted in some pretty funny and rather unexpected text exchanges that customers have had with drivers while waiting for their meals.

As someone who has delivered food many times, I can say that these funny DoorDash texts are quite common.


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funny doordash texts - took out trash

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10. “Delivery Instructions: Set food outside gate so Pig won’t eat it.”

funny doordash texts - food outside gate so pig won't get it

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18. “Found this inside my bag. Can’t know for sure, but I imagine this person let’s their kid draw up little notes like this for every delivery. Either way, it’s wholesome.”

funny doordash texts - found note inside bag

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27. “Waited an hour for Taco Bell delivery from less than a mile away. They didn’t drop off my food, only the drink. $22 for a beverage.”

funny doordash texts - drink outside door on porch

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.