40 Funniest And Most Unhinged Restaurant Reviews From ‘Takeaway Trauma’

Ordering food is always a gamble, but when it goes wrong, there are a few ways to handle it. One way is to politely ask the restaurant to fix it, but many opt for the Karen-esque restaurant review, which leads me to ‘Takeaway Trauma‘.

‘Takeaway Trauma’ is a fun and popular Instagram account that gathers hilarious and outrageous customer reviews from different takeaways. It’s a source of entertainment where you can find witty and savage comebacks from restaurant owners to negative feedback.

See some of the most ridiculous reviews and owner clap backs below.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.