30 Hilariously Dirty Book Titles That Are Actually Innocent You Just Have A Filthy Mind

They say you should never judge a book by its cover, but what about its title? These dirty book titles may give you the wrong idea about the story but they definitely got my attention.

The authors must know how dirty these titles sound, right? I have a hard time believing any editor let this slide without intentionally leaving these dirty book titles.

Children’s books with dirty titles might actually make storytime a little more fun for the adults. They do it in movies and children’s shows so maybe authors do this to help entertain the adult too.

1. “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman

Ira Alterman

2. “50 Ways to Eat Cock” by Adrienne N Hew CN

Adrienne N Hew CN

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3. “Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns

Eleanor Burns

4. “Stop Beating Your Meat” by Grady Talbot

Grady Talbot

5. “Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans

J. M. Evans

6. “The Missionary Position” by Christopher Hitchens

Christopher Hitchens

7. “Oozing For My Lord” by Betty Carolyn Hearon Love

Betty Carolyn Hearon Love

8. “The Best Dad Is a Good Lover” by Charlie W Shedd

Charlie W Shedd

9. “The Day Amanda Came” by C. T. Reeves

C. T. Reeves

10. “Put Tony’s Nuts In Your Mouth!” by Bimisi Tayanita

Bimisi Tayanita

11. “Scouts In Bondage” by Michael Bell

Michael Bell

12. “The Loneliest Ho In The World” by Travis Heaton

Travis Heaton

13. “So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy” by Ira Alterman

Ira Alterman

14. “Cooking With Poo” by Saiyuud Diwong

Saiyuud Diwong

15. “A Passion For Donkeys” by Elisabeth D. Svendsen

Elisabeth D. Svendsen

16. “How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn

Karen Salmonsohn

17. “Invisible Dick” by Frank Topham

Frank Topham

18. “Drummer Dick’s Discharge” by Beatrix M de Burgh

Beatrix M de Burgh

19. “Treasures, Pleasures, and Happy Endings” by Tysons Corner Center

Tysons Corner Center

20. “Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” by The Cifaldi Brothers

The Cifaldi Brothers

21. “My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton

Charels A. Pemberton

22. “Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” by Bimisi Tayanita

Bimisi Tayanita

23. “Show Me Your Cock” by Bryan Lawrence

Bryan Lawrence

24. “Stop Beating Your Meat”

25. “Who Cares About Disabled People?” by Pam Adams



Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.