Mom Of 7 Shocked To Find Out The ‘Alphabet Song’ Has Been Changed To Be More Woke

From cherubic voices in kindergarten classrooms to parents serenading their little ones at bedtime, the Alphabet Song has resonated through the hallways of American childhood for generations.

But did you know this iconic melody has been with us since the 1830s? Credited to the dynamic duo of Louis Le Maire and Charles Bradlee, this song has been a beloved and essential part of growing up in America.

Well, not any more. One mom of 7, @JessFamOfficial, has been shocked to find out the song has been changed to be more inclusive.

“You guys, I have huge, huge, huge, huge, huge news, I have a fifth grader, a fifth grader, a fourth grader, a third grader, a third grader, a first grader, and a preschooler and I just got news that the ‘Alphabet Song’ is changing.”

She then sings the song for us.

@jesssfamofficial

Just to add to your 2020 🤯😱 because distance learning wasn’t enough!!! @ms_frazzled #abcsong #lmno #wtf #momsoftiktok

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