35 “Dumb Customer Moments” Where Common Sense Is In Short Supply

The internet never fails to deliver when it comes to showcasing dumb customer moments. This latest collection is nothing short of a testament to the occasional lapses in judgment some people exhibit. These moments make you wonder if common sense has taken a backseat for some.

Thanks to the vigilant employees and observers who’ve captured these stories, these customers are now in the spotlight, proving that sometimes people just have those days. If you’re in the mood for a good laugh or simply to marvel at human behavior, this list of dumb customer moments is a must-read


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5. “Customer Was Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t Help Them Move?”

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7. “My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This. She Works In A Bakery”

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10. “Customer Bought Wheels And Tires Online, After Advising Multiple Times That The Tires Are Too Small For His SUV He Insisted For Us To Put Them On”

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11. “The Customer Rolled In Asking Why The Rear Shocks Were So Low. Needs New Shocks?”

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12. “Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire, But It Keeps Leaking Air”

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13. “Customer States Driver Seat Will Not Move Forward Or Backwards. I Wonder Why”

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16. “The Escalation Is Real”

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17. “I Get A Customer Like This Once A Week”

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19. “Customer Microwaved Her Phone For 20 Seconds. It Still Functioned Except For The Bottom Navigation Buttons”

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20. “Orange Juice Was Only Like $3 Or Something, But That’s On Her. One Of The Friends She Was Sitting With Looked Super Embarrassed, But I Just Kinda Rolled With It”

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23. “Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car”

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24. “Customer States: ‘Hissing And Rattling Noise From Under The Hood'”

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27. “Part Of My Job Is Processing Items That Were Returned As ‘Defective’ Before They Get Sent Back To The Warehouse. Came Across This Absolute Gem”

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29. “An Actual ‘Key’ Supplied By A Customer”

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30. “Customer States ABS/ESC And Front Radar Lights On”

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31. “Customer Said His Phone Wasn’t Charging Properly As The Battery Was Too Cold. He Thought ‘Warming’ It On A Toaster Was A Good Idea”

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32. “Customer Asked If We Can Fix This”

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When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.