I’m Thankful I Don’t Have To Eat Any Of These Hilariously Weird Thanksgiving Recipes (25 Pics)

All I need is turkey, mashed potatoes, StoveTop stuffing, and one of those jellied cranberry cylinders. Keep it simple.

You can’t just fill a bowl with mayonnaise and grapes and call it “salad.” No one wants your jello mold with ham in it. And you bring any of that cauliflower mash crap I’ll send you home hungry.

Keep. It. Simple.

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