55 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Counting Down Until Kids Go Back To School This Week (December 31, 2023)

As we bid adieu to Christmas and stare down the barrel of a new year, the confetti of chaos still dances around us. Yes, the tree may be wilting and Santa’s cookies are now just crumbs, but the kids? They’re as energized as ever, fueled by gift-gotten sugar rushes and the lawless land of “winter break.”

In this week’s roundup of funny parenting tweets, we find parents grappling with mountains of post-holiday laundry and echoing corridors of “I’m bored” bouncing off walls. It’s the limbo week where time loses all meaning, and the countdown to the return of school feels like the ultimate New Year’s resolution.

So join us as we share a collective sigh (and laugh) over the final stretch of the holiday hangover, with tweets that hit closer to home than the needles falling from our trees.

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Read also: 48 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Moms And Dads Counting Down To Christmas Calm This Week (December 24, 2023)

Jason

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.