Masha
In our digital age, it’s become pretty common for folks to hop online and vent their shopping frustrations.
You know the drill – those gripes about stores and their services? Well, they’ve given birth to now infamous “Karen” memes, like this one.
It’s all about poking fun at customers who, rightly or wrongly, come off as super demanding or overly critical when they share their shopping stories online. These memes have practically become a pop culture sensation, offering a cheeky take on the whole online ranting scene and giving us a chuckle at the quirks of both customers and businesses in today’s tech-savvy world.
And while sometimes it’s for legitimate reasons, other times it seems like they’re going to look for grievances.
Recently, a woman named Misty Soulard is getting laughed at on Twitter for her antagonistic relationship with Target because she ended up putting herself on blast instead of the chain.
Like, what did she think was gonna happen?
A screenshot of a post she put on Target’s Facebook circulated on Twitter, first posted by @kittynouveau, who commented:
“i am SCREAMING at how this woman thinks a rabbit vibrator works.”
“Target sinks to a new low in it’s [sic] hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate,” Soulard writes. “Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins.”
The picture she shared, which is clearly taken in the aisle that stores things like condoms and lube, not children’s puzzles, is of a “Plus One” dual vibrating massagers and a vibrating wand.
I’m taking a wild guess here, but I *think* Soulard is imagining that Rabbit-like model goes in both the vaginal canal and the butthole at the same time? Or she has another hole I haven’t heard of. This is not correct. On of those wands is for insertion, one is for external stimulation. So I’ve heard…
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Lots of people are mocking Soulard, though some straight-up feel bad for her. She could obviously use some sexual health lessons and a little private time with a Plus One. Others are baffled by this woman expecting the store not to carry these sorts of toys, especially when it seems like she’s the one who hunted them down:
i would pay ANY amount of money for this woman to explain to me 1) which holes she is talking about and 2) where she thinks they are
— dolly parton stan account (@kittynouveau) August 29, 2020
They’re outright admitting that they are incapable of communicating with their children and instead expect the whole world to hide all the “naughty bad things” so they never have to have any sort of uncomfortable conversations with their kids.
— Kafkaesque Meat ⚧️️ (@AnarchoJack) August 29, 2020
And in my local grocery? Baby food. I love it.
— Parable (@ChrisMi21558305) August 30, 2020
Right?!? I have never seen vibrators at Target, I’ve gotta start spending more time in the vitamin aisle I guess …
— katherine diamond: exhausted elder millenial (@unseen_carousel) August 30, 2020
Maybe the vibrators should be more discreet, but I also don’t think any child too young to know about them would comprehend what they are unless you drag them down the aisle and draw their attention to them by taking a picture.